I feel so shitty omfg
Proper tempted to delete tumblr
Hmf
Oh god
graham norton during Eurovision 2013: the best of
graham: "if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
"
on ireland performance: "good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers. "
graham on montenegro: "the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro "
montenegro: "we have to be brief, don’t we? "
graham: "yes "
graham: "(man standing in front of the eiffel tower) I think we are in france now, no way to tell really "
graham: "i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman. "
petra: "we're half through voting now "
graham: "oh that's depressing "
estonia: "shows up "
graham: "is he standing outside a prison? "
albania: "petra you look gorgeous tonight! "
graham: "better than you "
albanian guy: "(singing) should i live, should i die without your love-- "
graham: "you should leave "
eric: "i'll help you to the bathroom "
graham: "don't do that eric, that's how rumours start "
germany: "we're having so much fun!!!1! "
graham: "speak for yourself "
dude: "breathes "
graham: "oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up "
petra: "azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now! "
graham: "god, please, no "
denmark: "winning "
graham: "busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1! "
voting after denmark has won: "proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk "
graham: "can someone please tell her she can't win now "
graham: "oh flowers now, marvellous "
graham: "my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice"
on ireland performance: "good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers. "
graham on montenegro: "the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro "
montenegro: "we have to be brief, don’t we? "
graham: "yes "
graham: "(man standing in front of the eiffel tower) I think we are in france now, no way to tell really "
graham: "i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman. "
petra: "we're half through voting now "
graham: "oh that's depressing "
estonia: "shows up "
graham: "is he standing outside a prison? "
albania: "petra you look gorgeous tonight! "
graham: "better than you "
albanian guy: "(singing) should i live, should i die without your love-- "
graham: "you should leave "
eric: "i'll help you to the bathroom "
graham: "don't do that eric, that's how rumours start "
germany: "we're having so much fun!!!1! "
graham: "speak for yourself "
dude: "breathes "
graham: "oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up "
petra: "azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now! "
graham: "god, please, no "
denmark: "winning "
graham: "busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1! "
voting after denmark has won: "proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk "
graham: "can someone please tell her she can't win now "
graham: "oh flowers now, marvellous "
graham: "my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice"
parent: "why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
"
me: "well they turned into a cunt"
me: "well they turned into a cunt"
I’m so tired idk what I’m even doing halp
